The following poem was written during an extraordinarily boring period of bangla.
Raju was a mad man, he liked to eat leaves
Ramu was a rich man, he had a butler named jeeves
One fine day the two of them, they met in the park
Raju was mad, he thought he was a dog, he silently began to bark.
Ramu suddenly ran home, he had forgotten to turn of the gas
Raju thought he was taunting him, he bit him on the ass.
Clutching his ass, poor poor Ramu fell hard to the ground
He shouted "Why must be bitten by a man who thinks he's a hound?"
Unfortunately for Ramu, it hurt so incredibly bad
He died on the spot, he died, the poor lad
The funeral was quick and short, on his gravestone twas written
"Ramu the great suffered at the hands of fate, by a mad man he was bitten"